Hello, I'm not Skippy and I put bubbles on my baby's head. I can't stop. I see bubbles around him and I can't control myself. Hair, beards, and now horns. It's like the bubbles call to me, they tell me to do it. Thousands of tiny voices squeaking "put us on his head."
It's like my son is my own little wooly willy. Perhaps it's not the most manly thing to be playing beauty parlor with him. But at least I do beards and mustaches and the night before last I just did an outfit in bubbles. . . Covered him as much as I could
Is there a 12-step program for this sort of thing?