See that fetus with a countdown to the right?. . . it lies!
Today we went to see the doctor and got some shocking news. Mom's 1 cm dilated and 50% effaced. She then announced that she predicts that, at most, we have 2 weeks left.
Are you shitting me!?
As you can tell by the post below we were already a little freaked out by a month left, now we have half that time. All the leave plans all out the window, because the impatient little man in my wife's belly wants to come out and see what all the fuss is about. . .
Good news is he's pointing down. He also has a full head of hair. . . either that or he has a really hard, hairy butt.
Macaroni & Cruise!
2 days ago